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EMB Blog: 2026 Camps and Preseason

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21 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

Praise Jesus/Moses/Vishnu

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How bad does your game have to be as a billionaire to pay for hookers?

There’s a substation joke here somewhere guys , we’ll find it

3 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

How bad does your game have to be as a billionaire to pay for hookers?

Pretty sure all billionaires are using hookers.

1 hour ago, vikas83 said:

I really don't get the fascination with trading Big Fred. Bell is a rookie, and Lane and Mailata have both missed games the last couple of years (Mailata had an IR stint in 2024, Lane last year). We have basically zero at tackle behind Fred and Bell - Williams isn't ready.

I'd be flat out SHOCKED if they traded Fred - it's not like you'd get much for him. We saw how bad the Matt Pryor at RT experiment was last year.

Some fans think fantasy football and having to constantly make moves. A couple years ago a bunch of people wanted to trade a corner after they drafted Q & DeJean and a year later Rodgers left and Ringo sucked and CB2 was awful.

People have suggested trading away a LB, a position we finally are strong in and have depth. I've even seen ideas to trade a WR...yet there's concerns about this group.

Then injuries happen and the fans complain about depth. 🤣

32 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

I put some action on him getting 10+ sacks this year at +1200…feel pretty good about my chances

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IMO, the most encouraging thing going on is the superiority of our lines. It will serve us well as the new offense shakes out.

Below are PFF's preseason rankings. I know there are some that summarily dismiss PFF because of the occasional headscratcher. But overall, they provide directionally sound analytics.

We are the only franchise in the top-5 on both lists. And the Broncos are the only other team in the top-ten on both lists.

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5 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

How bad does your game have to be as a billionaire to pay for hookers?

Oh I think it's beyond that. He has the money for multi thousand dollar escorts, I think his porn searches are full of "toothless hillbilly getting banged under an overpass"

Jed likes it dirty.

9 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

We usually agree on things, but we really part on this one. Grades out pretty

16 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

Yeah, I don't get get it at all. Hopefully, they learned their lesson last year, and we saw how valuable OL depth is in the SB when the Chiefs were depleted. Teams are already losing guys and like you said Lane and Jordan have both missed games. It's baffling how people want to risk having Williams be the next guy off the bench. Dump one of the CBs or TEs who shouldn't be on the roster anyway.

They have a plethora of young talent and thinking down the line here. They may keep 11, with or without him. If Bell is indeed ready to go as 1st swing tackle off the bench, then I like keeping these young guys around and developing them. Lot of turnover coming with this offensive line and preparing for that event. I do like Johnson more for this year only, but at the expense of what? Will trust the new coaching staff on this one and what they see in fit and long term evaluations. Pulled up Fred's stats just for fun last year. Its below average. Not terrible. The year before was worse. So I don't know what to make of all that. I'm good if they keep him too.

626 offensive snaps, earning a 58.5 overall Pro Football Focus grade, allowing 18 total pressures (including 2 sacks), and committing 5 penalties.

2 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

How bad does your game have to be as a billionaire to pay for hookers?

On some level, everyone is a hooker to the billionaire.

2 hours ago, vikas83 said:

Um...huh? You take the charge, then you need to resign Jake to a new contract. So it adds even more to the cap.

There's no shuffling - you just take the hit and then need to spend even more to either resign Jake or another kicker.

Yes, but the more is minimal compared to the Cap amount.

It's still early, but if the new O linemen are developing well, new O line coach Kuper has to get some credit. Replacing Stout was a big concern.

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49 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

Only three times has a team drafted three or more HOFers in the same draft - '58 Packers, '64 Cowboys, and '74 Steelers (5).

Just sayin'.

38 minutes ago, Connecticut Eagle said:

Image of I thought your head would be bigger.

The Guardian cap always makes me chuckle no matter who is wearing it...especially Doubs, he looks like a 2nd grader playing pee wee ball and I am expecting him to fall forward on his face.

51 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

We usually agree on things, but we really part on this one. Grades out pretty low? The guy started big games the SB year and looked good. He was fine last year for a backup. Middle ground would be cutting one of the horrible TEs or CBs and keeping them both. I'm not looking to get rid of Williams because he might have potential down the line, but there is a reason they traded for Johnson after letting him walk. You end up with Pryor which I think we can all agree is a major hell no.

I think his grading point is that the Mannion Offensive scheme requires movement attributes tha Fred is not strong on.

On 8/22/2026 at 2:17 AM, devpool said:

I meant go TO 7-11

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4 minutes ago, mattwill said:

I think his grading point is that the Mannion Offensive scheme requires movement attributes tha Fred is not strong on.

Yes, in this new system, lateral movement is key. Not his strong suit. Gonna trust the coaches in evaluating attributes and fit.

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She really needs to go to treatment and get off the Noassitol, damn, she is so unattractive.

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29 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

How bad does your game have to be as a billionaire to pay for hookers?

Plenty of dudes who can get laid pay for hookers for various reasons. As evidenced by Jed York’s apparent taste in such women*.

*allegedly went to a trailer park and intended to spend $140. Unless he’s even more strapped for cash than Lurie.

On 8/22/2026 at 11:00 AM, LeanMeanGM said:

That one and Willis McGahee are burned into my memory

His cousin still owes me $$$$ <_<

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Look, I get it. You want to model yourself after the Patriots to get sustained success. This isn't it.

49ers owner Jed York arrested, pleads no contest to prostitution charges

yup...it has been a few years, but my stepfather was on the Santa Clara County grand jury when they investigated multiple allegations of violent crimes and thuggery by the Niners players during the Harbaugh years. Their findings found multiple instances of rapes, sexual assaults, use of automatic weapons, and drugs at team parties. More troubling was off duty San Jose police officers not only attending those parties but being solicited to cover up the crimes. My stepfather still sticks to his code of non-disclosure but he has shared that the rot starts at the top and works its way down...do remember it was Jed York who made employees pay for their own water at the water cooler when he first took over...a total scum bag

Dude, seriously, pay for quality!

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More details are emerging regarding 49ers owner Jed York’s Sunday arrest and, within a day, no-contest plea in Ohio.

York ultimately pleaded no contest to disorderly conduct and possession of criminal tools. The disorderly conduct charge initially was a charge of engaging in prostitution.

Via the California Post, court documents reveal that York "responded to an ad on a known prostitution website in Columbiana County, Ohio and ‘arranged to have sexual activity with the female in exchange for $140.00.’”

Per the report, York went to the meeting location — a trailer park in East Palestine, Ohio. He was taken into custody after a law-enforcement agent from the Mahoning Valley Human Trafficking Task Force determined that York had "in his possession his cellular device which was used to arrange the criminal act.” (Which apparently means that the "criminal tool” was the cell phone.)

York undoubtedly will be subject to discipline under the Personal Conduct Policy. The NFL has not yet responded to an email seeking comment on the potential for York receiving punishment under the policy.

On 8/22/2026 at 6:56 PM, pgcd3 said:

That and his (basically) fully gurarneteed contract.

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